My mum and I were going through some magazines today. And there it was, in the one I was looking into. True Blood. A werewolf in the buff. And I opened my yap and said the following:
Me: I don’t understand why all those wolf-inspired characters in television series and films have to walk around with no shirts on! Look! Look! True Blood! And before that it was Twilight.
My mother: Eh… That’s because it’s sexy.
Me: If it’s sexy how come I don’t see Monroe taking off his shirt in Grimm? Huh?
My mother: That’s because he hasn’t got a fabulous body.
Me: Eh… W-what? You did not just insult Silas Weir Mitchell.
My mother: I did.
How is it possible that she is my mum? The woman- the woman has no taste! GOD! That twat!